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PostSubject: Random Stuff 3   Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:41 pm

A sack-a-teammate based deck for no reason at all, inclusive with some flavor text:

Redistribute
Red Mana
Instant
As an additional cost to play Redistribute, target teammate loses 3 life.
Redistribute deals 3 damage to target creature or player.

Jonathan's Miracle
White Mana
Instant
Prevent the next 3 damage that would be dealt to each teammate this turn.
Once every 100 years, Jonathan does something useful. Okay, not that useful...

Mind Reader
2 Blue Mana
1/2
Creature - Human Wizard
Whenever a teammate leaves play, you may draw a card.

Goblin Leader
1 Red Mana Red Mana
2/2
Creature - Goblin Warrior
Pay 2 life: Goblin Leader gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Only your teammates may play this ability.
Uh, little help?

Last Throttle
Red Mana White Mana Blue Mana
Sorcery
Target teammate loses the game. Put X 1/1 white flying Spirit creature tokens into play, where X is that player’s life total.
“Sorry, won’t happen again.”
— Jonathan

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PostSubject: Re: Random Stuff 3   Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:50 pm

Jonathan's Favourite
6 White Mana
0/3
Creature - Tetravite Citizen
Jonathan’s Favourite attacks each turn if able.
When Jonathan’s Favourite comes into play, you may sacrifice any number of teammates. For each temmate sacrificed this way, you may put a copy of Jonathan’s Favourite into play.
“Sorry, but I really wanted to get this out. It’s pretty cool, huh?”
— Jonathan


Airborne Advisor
3 Blue Mana Blue Mana
2/2
Creature - Faerie Wizard
Flying
Tap Symbol , Remove the top X cards of target teammate’s library from the game: Look at the top X cards of your library, then put them back in any order.

Annoying Move
Blue Mana
Instant
Annoying Move can’t be played unless a teammate left play since your last turn ended.
Target creature is unblockable this turn.
“A bit late now, isn’t it?”
— Multiple


Jonathan the Maher
4 Red Mana White Mana Blue Mana
0/3
Legendary Artifact Creature - Myr
Affinity for Demon Angel Squirrel Faeries, Defender
Tap Symbol , Sacrifice a teammate: Until end of turn, you can’t lose the game and opponents can’t win the game.
"Wait, I think I can win..."

Jonathan's Curse
7 Red Mana White Mana Blue Mana
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant player
You can't win the game if you control no opponents.
Enchanted player is your teammate.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Stuff 3   Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:55 pm

Scavenge Soul
1 White Mana
Instant
You gain life equal to the amount of life your teammates lost this turn.
“Thanks!”
— Jonathan


One-Headed Giant
5 Red Mana Red Mana
4/5
Creature - Giant Warrior
Trample
If you are playing two-headed giant and you would lose the game, instead your teammate loses the game and your life total becomes 10.

Backstabbing
3 Blue Mana
Enchantment
At the beginning of youp upkeep, sacrifice Backstabbing unless you force a teammate to become your opponent.
1 Blue Mana Blue Mana : Gain control of target permanent if its controller used to be your teammate, but is now your opponent.

Jonathan's Goons
Red Mana White Mana Blue Mana
4/3
Artifact Creature - Myr
Jonathan’s Goons can’t attack unless you pay 2 for each teammate you control.
2, Tap Symbol : Add Red Mana White Mana Blue Mana to your mana pool. Each teammate loses 4 life.
They figured that they could burn those nice, helpful people if things got desperate. But then again, their definition of ‘desperate’ was slightly different...

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PostSubject: Re: Random Stuff 3   Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:02 pm

I think I'll do Chris next...

Chris
1 Blue Mana Blue Mana Black Mana Black Mana
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Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
Chris's power and toughness are each equal to the number of rare permanents you control.
Rare spells you play cost 2 less to play.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Stuff 3   Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:06 pm

Pricy Tutor
1 Hybrid U/B Hybrid U/B
Sorcery
Search your library for a rare card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.

Trade Me Trade Off
1 Black Mana Black Mana
Instant
Choose one - Remove target common creature from the game; or target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is its Wizard's Cupboard price in US dollars, rounded up.
"Darn!"
- William


Rare Folder
4
Artifact
Whenever a rare comes into play, you may draw a card.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Stuff 3   Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:09 pm

Vizzerdrixinize
1 Blue Mana
Instant
Target dirty creature becomes a 0/1 Beast until end of turn.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Stuff 3   Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:36 pm

Embellish
Blue Mana Blue Mana
Instant
Until end of turn, each permanent you control is rare.

Yoink!
2 Blue Mana Black Mana
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant rare permanent
You control enchanted permanent.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Stuff 3   Fri Nov 21, 2008 5:12 am

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PostSubject: Re: Random Stuff 3   Sat Nov 22, 2008 8:19 am

Stunted Growth
Black Mana
Instant
Target creature gets +1/-2 until end of turn.

Shunting Season
3 Black Mana Black Mana
Enchantment
Effects that would increase the toughness of a creature you control increase the power of that creature's power instead.
If you would make a cup of coffee, make two cups of coffee instead.

Coffee Boost
1 Blue Mana
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant Creature
Enchanted Creature has " Untap Symbol , Make a cup of coffee: Until end of turn, Black Mana mana symbols are replaced with Hybrid U/B mana symbols.

Who's next?

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PostSubject: milo   Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:51 pm

Milo Boost 2 Milk mana
Make a milo target creature gets the sugary mess at the bottem tiped on them
NO MORE MILK 0
Target player gets blamed for the lack of milk
NO MORE FOOD 0
Max gets blamed for the lack of food
"And i thought jonnathan was the fat one"

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PostSubject: Re: Random Stuff 3   Wed Nov 26, 2008 5:27 am

No...

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PostSubject: Re: Random Stuff 3   Wed Nov 26, 2008 5:57 am

Well, No more food is reasonably accurate, but the other ones...meh.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Stuff 3   Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:04 pm

Very Happy
Wow, emoticons can say so much, a smily truly is worth more than a hundred words...

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PostSubject: Re: Random Stuff 3   Fri Dec 26, 2008 2:08 am

Return of The Heavyweights

3 Red Mana Red Mana Red Mana Green Mana
Instant
Put a 5/5 Giant creature token into play for each creature that left play this turn.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Stuff 3   Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:24 am

K.O 1
Target monster get placed in graveyard then returned to play for 2 mana of any colour

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PostSubject: Re: Random Stuff 3   Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:19 am

Invoke the Eyemeister
1 Black Mana Black Mana
Instant
Split Second
Return target forum from a graveyard to play under your control.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Stuff 3   Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:27 pm

Annoyance
X Mana Hybrid U/B
Target person makes chris say when magic is on faster
Untap Symbol target CHRIS afro actually places it on DURING THE WEEK

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PostSubject: Return of the Avatars   Thu Feb 26, 2009 4:23 am

Form of the Jonathan

3 Red Mana White Mana Blue Mana
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, your life total becomes zero.
You don't lose the game for having 0 or less life as long as you have no teammates.
Tap Symbol : Target player can't spell this turn.
Untap Symbol: Target player becomes your teammate. Counter target spell.
"Hellp My!"
- Jonathan


Wizzard's Charm
Blue Mana Blue Mana Red Mana
Instant
Choose one - Wizzard's Charm deals 3 damage to target creature; or return target permanent to its owner's hand; or counter target spell with converted mana cost 3 or more.
"Why would I play something that doesn't irritate everybody?"
- William the Wizzard


Andy the Risen
3 Red Mana Red Mana
Legendary Creature - Giant Dwarf
3/3
Whenever Andy the Risen deals damage, put a growth counter on it.
Remove a growth counter from Andy the Risen: Andy the Risen gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
"Who's Short Now?"
- Andy


Kevin's Attendance
White Mana White Mana
Instant
Remove target nonland permanent from the game if it is being played in one of Kevin's decks.
"Where's K?"

Harris the Hairy
5 Green Mana Green Mana Green Mana
6/6
Creature - Ape Warrior
Harris the Hairy gets +1/+1 for each other Ape in play.
When Harris the Hairy leaves play, put a 2/2 legendary Ape creature token into play called Lewis the Slightly Less Hairy with "Lewis the Slightly Less Hairy gets +1/+1 for each other Ape in play."
"Hi."
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PostSubject: Re: Random Stuff 3   Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:21 am

I love my one, lol.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Stuff 3   Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:00 am

lol
yah im taller than i used to be
i liike jonnies and willys lol afro lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Random Stuff 3   Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:40 pm

I'll find some pics for them Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Random Stuff 3   Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:49 pm

Nice! Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Random Stuff 3   Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:38 am

lol
that rules
i like iraq one

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